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thereal1990s:

10 Things I Hate About You (1999)




loki-0f-sassgard:

0-memento-mori-0:

wholocked-in-221-b:

If you don’t reblog these in a pair I hate you

I actually had to do it twice, because I accidentally reblogged Malfoy first, and that’s almost as bad as not reblogging both of them.

SAMW




musicofthestage:

It’s funny because Malfoy’s has all sorts of comments and then you scroll down and it’s just Harry doing his thing.




satanicmingledotcum:

thewalkingdelrey:

i will always find a way out

ohmygod




blackfemalepresident:

old ass ppl talk shit about my generation until they accidentally disable their wifi and cant figure out how to turn it back on

then im suddenly the mastermind of information & resources







microsoftbob:

microsoftbob:

when boys hold u by yr waist and make you feel tiny
when you kiss boys and you can feel their stubble
freckles on boy
body hair on boy
spooning with boys
when boys get hard while spooning and you can feel it and its really cute
boys in the abstract
boy

1 year later and I’m a lesbian




bbboootttyyy:

this is the funniest joke I’ve ever heard







porcelain-horse-horselain:

“all girls are catty to each other” myth actualy just statistical error. average girl is nice to other girls. Regina Georg, who goes to high school & insults over 10,000 girls each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted




ruinedchildhood:

let’s not forget how mertil’s dad abandoned her




blameaspartame:

"Two roads diverged in a yellow wood …"




matthewsagan:

when you’re just about to fall asleep and nature’s like

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gavinmichael:

cinderfell:

why does every gaming group have a foreign one and a dan

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idahoing:

when the bae wont give you road head

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MV